Post by opus on Oct 14, 2008 18:02:44 GMT -6
Anyone here knew Obama is a smoker?
Now don't get me wrong. I don't for one second think it matters. The thing that disturbs me is this evidence the media is actively trying to airbrush his flaws?
And you know what else I heard??
When he pets cats........he strokes their fur the wrong way!!!
And when he finishes a 6-pak of Coca-Cola, I heard he doesn't cut the plastic six-pak rings so that ducks will get caught in them and drown!! Why I'll bet it's a CONSPIRACY to rid our country of our duck population and the hunters won't have anything else to shoot at!!
And I heard that Obama drinks Taaka Vodka! I KNEW IT!! He's a bloody communist deep down and I'll bet when his Presidency is done, we'll ALL be speaking RUSSIAN!!
And I know I read somewhere that he wears clothes that were made in Columbian sweat factories!!! Why I bet he evens has some deals going with those Columbian cartels!!
OHHH..........and if you look at Nostradamus's predictions, it said that Armageddon will occur when "a dark being stands on the pedestal and raises his arms in triumph!" How can we elect someone who will bring about the END of our TIMES??
Ohhhhhhhh, we must avoid the election of the evil Obama!!!! He will hurl our existence asunder into the dark, endless abyss!!!
Lock up your daughters!! Harvest your crops!!! Run for the mountains and beat your plowshares into swords!!!!!!!!
I figure hell, if we're going to write fiction, may as well make it entertaining!!
The zoom you just heard wasn't a jet